I have a new swing. You would think this was a good thing. But you see Mum has bought two swings and has had to put the old one back in becasue the first one was too small. And now, the second one is all wood and hangs by hooks. She told me it's the only one she could find and has had to hang it on an angle; and it doesn't swing like the others. But you know, I'm getting used to it. If I chew at it long enough, it'll fall off the ceiling of the cage and she'll have to find the old one again and put it back in.
But this is just between you and me, okay?